Jennifer Lopez In Manila (Kapag Si Ermats Nagtrabaho Sa Call Center)

Matagal ko na ring hindi ginagawa ito. Hindi ang manuod ng porn, those were the puberty days nang inisip mo kung isang malaking conspiracy lang ba kung bakit puro sineskwela at math-tinik lang ang palabas at bigla mo madidiskubre ang mga porn tapes ng kuya mo. Parang The Truman Show lang. Pero matagal na din pala akong hindi pumoposte nang hindi saktong akma ang pamagat ng entry sa nilalaman. Oo hindi ko babanggitin si Jennifer Lopez dahil wala siyang kinalaman dito. Pero binanggit ko pa rin. Mongoloid lang.

Ano nga kaya kung nag-call center si ermats?

Recruitment: “Are you willing to work with an eternally-perpetually-forever-and-ever-changing-and-shifting schedule?“

Ermats: “asaan ang mga magulang neto??!!!?!”

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I Can Always Disappear But You’re Too Much Of A Coward You Give My Neurons An Orgasm Everytime You Fuck Things Up And We Both Know You And God Ain’t Smiling (A Prelude To Every End)

You tell me when I’m being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you’re a pain the ass. Which you always are. Annoyingly cute to my annoyingly happy dopamine-flooded brain, from afar. But it has been far from cute since God knows when. The war of hearts and minds and livers was and has always been fought with productivity but again words are just as stupid if the mind is too bloated and the heart is too blinded to understand.

Nobody knows you like I do and you know that. So you know when I call you a weakling and a coward I know you know I mean more than that. I meant more than what you think you knew.

We are in this. But I may just have to carry you and your hard-headed ass and your estrogen-filled heart.

For the meantime my ears are listening to Greenday’s Redundant and Aaron Lewis’ Vicious Circles.

I don’t want you to spiral downwards.

“Minsan madalas sa buhay para tayong etits, kailangan matigas kapag hinihingi ng pagkakataon.”